You’re gonna need a pep talk sometimes. That’s okay. For now, remember this: You’re awake. You’re awesome. Live like it.

(Source: sohapppily, via summervalentine)

Why can’t I just be friends with everyone? This whole “Either I’m your best friend or she is.” Crap is getting fucking out of hand. We’re in our 20’s this isn’t high school. I can have as many best friends as I damn well please! As of right now I have 5ish (one of them is questionable depending on the day) but if I want to double that number I fucking will!
*end of rant*

jwunderbread:

wastetheday:

A lot covered in one book….

where have you been, jack douglas
what kind of things have you seen

jwunderbread:

wastetheday:

A lot covered in one book….

where have you been, jack douglas

what kind of things have you seen

(via toomuchformyhead)

#squirrelobsessed

#squirrelobsessed

(Source: crimesagainsthughsmanatees, via danzilla)

(Source: ashleedarling)

You’ve Never Seriously Contemplated Suicide

Until you’ve been in a room full of 8-10 year olds all singing “Tomorrow” from Annie.

This is a public service announcement

I would like all baked goods (especially brownies) delivered to my door within the next 24 hours. It’s for your safety, just trust me.

Upholding my tradition

of posting random things on tumblr and then not posting again for several weeks, months, and apparently years.

sekashi-the-llama:

thankyoucorndog:

This is a comic about my own emotions, made to release my own emotions, and to cope with my own emotions.

Can we just take a moment to appreciate this. And how JUST because someone has friends, or a boyfriend or ANYTHING.. it doesn’t fucking mean they should be happy. I’ve had so many people tell me to be happy because I have nothing to be depressed about. It’s the most stupid thing I’ve heard in my life.

I hate it when people tell me I’m not aloud to be upset because I have SO much. All that glitters isn’t gold people.

(via dowwntherabbithole)

This is possibly the greatest photo I have ever taken.  (Taken with Instagram at BroPoPinUz Manor)

This is possibly the greatest photo I have ever taken. (Taken with Instagram at BroPoPinUz Manor)

Mine? Whoever brings him to me in 24 hours gets $100,000.
I AM NOT KIDDING!

Mine? Whoever brings him to me in 24 hours gets $100,000.

I AM NOT KIDDING!

(Source: Flickr / michael_liu99, via corgis-everywhere)

theclearlydope:

This phone > Any other smart phone. Ever.
Thanks @vincausa

theclearlydope:

This phone > Any other smart phone. Ever.

Thanks @vincausa

I should be asleep…

Afterall, I have to wake up in 5 hours…